I suggest that we ponder today, or not.

Do elephants have trouble finding hats? What about headphones?

Why arent egg rolls filled with eggs? Pizza rolls are filled with pizza!

Should stale crackers be called crumblers?

Do really hairy people save a lot of money on sweaters?

Do sof tacos suffer from "crunch envy"? Do crunchy tacos really have a softer side which is rarely seen?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!??!? I Wonder!